| BAND
LEADER
A
man walks into a Music City pet store looking to buy a monkey...(read
on)
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| TOP
TEN FACTS OF LIFE FOR PLAYING IN CLUBS
10 Unless you are in a concert situation, most of the people
are not there to hear you...(read
on) |
| DRUMMER
JOKES
What
do you call a drummer in a three-piece suit?
"The
Defendant."... (read
on) |
| DRUMMER
OFFENCES/FINE LIST
An essential
part of every contract for your drummer...(read
on) |
Dear
Bandleader:
We look forward to your performance at our daughter's wedding.
If you don't mind, we would like to request a few of our favourite
songs. If you could play these at some point during the reception,
we'd be grateful:.. (read
on) |
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A
SIGHT READING EXERCISE
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|
TIPS
FOR SIDEMEN
The
things about gigging they don't teach you in school... (read
on) |
A
C, an E-flat and a G go into a bar...
The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors."
So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth
between them...(read
on) |
